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Baby Got Back Tab

by Jonathan Coulton


*toy around with rhythms, they're not always straight or expected


(Intro)
LA face with the Oakland booty
   

(Verse)
                      
I like big butts and I cannot lie
                  
You other brothers can’t deny
       
When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
       
And a round thing in your face
                            
You get sprung and you wanna pull up tough
                  
You notice that butt was stuffed

Deep in the jeans she’s wearing

I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring
 
Oh babe, I wanna get wit’cha

And take your pretty picture

My homeboys tried to warn me

But that butt you got makes me so horny
           
Ooh, Rumple-smooth-skin
                     
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
      
Well, use me, use me

Cause you ain’t that average groupie
              
I’ve seen them dancing
             
The hell with romancing

Cause she’s sweat, wet,

Got it going like a turbo Vette


I’m tired of magazines

Saying flat butts are the thing

Take the average black man and ask him that

She gotta pack much back

           (X2201X)
So, fellas, fellas
                      (10221X)
Has your girlfriend got the butt?
                     
Tell her to shake it, shake it
                 
Shake that healthy butt
         
Baby got back

    
Baby got back    (LA face with the Oakland booty)
   
Baby got back    (LA face with the Oakland booty)
   
Baby got back    (LA face with the Oakland booty)
   
Baby got back

             
I like them round and big
             
And when I’m throwing a gig

I just can’t help myself, I’m acting like an animal

Now here’s my scandal
          
I wanna get you home
          
And wo, double-up, wo-oo-wo
 
I ain’t talking bout Playboy

Cause silicone parts are made for toys


I want em real thick and juicy

So find that juicy double

Jonnie C’s in trouble

Begging for a piece of that bubble

                 
So I’m looking at rock videos
                  
Knock-kneed bimbos walking like hoes

You can have them bimbos

I’ll keep my women like Flo Jo
                         
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
        
I won’t cuss or hit ya

But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna? (pause)

Til the break of dawn


Baby got it going on

A lot of simps won’t like this song

Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it

And I’d rather stay and play


Cause I’m long, and I’m strong

And I’m down to get the friction on

           
So, ladies, ladies
               
If you wanna role in my Mercedes

Then turn around and stick it out

Even white boys got to shout

    
Baby got back    (LA face with the Oakland booty)
   
Baby got back    (LA face with the Oakland booty)
   
Baby got back    (LA face with the Oakland booty)
   
Baby got back