Code Monkey Tab

Sadly, I didn't figure this out, I found it at Jonathan Coulton's forum at


Intro:
 (p.m.)

Verse:
 (p.m.)
Code Monkey get up get coffee
 (p.m.)
Code Monkey go to job
 (p.m.)
Code Monkey have boring meeting
 (p.m.)
With boring manager Rob
   /      
Rob say Code Monkey very dilligent
       /    
But his output stink
   /       
His code not “functional” or “elegant”
           /            
What do Code Monkey think?

Pre-chorus:
N.C.                                                            
Code Monkey think maybe manager wanna write god damned login page himself
               
Code Monkey not say it out loud
                
Code Monkey not crazy, just proud

Chorus:
                     
Code Monkey like Fritos
                                    
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
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Code Monkey very simple man
               
With big warm fuzzy secret heart:

Code Monkey like you

Fill 1:
 /  /
 / 

Verse:
    /         
Code Monkey hang around at front desk
          /         
Tell you sweater look nice
    /          
Code Monkey offer buy you soda
         /            
Bring you cup, bring you ice
      / 
You say no thank you for the soda cause
    /      
Soda make you fat
    /   
Anyway you busy with the telephone
    /    
No time for chat

Pre-chorus:
Code Monkey have long walk back to cubicle, he sit down pretend to work
Code Monkey not thinking so straight
Code Monkey not feeling so great

Chorus:
Code Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man 
With big warm fuzzy secret heart:
Code Monkey like you

Fill 2:
   
                         
Code Monkey like you   a lot

Verse:
 (p.m.)
Code Monkey have every reason
 (p.m.)
To get out this place
 (p.m.)
Code Monkey just keep on working
 (p.m.)
See your soft pretty face
Much rather wake up, eat a coffee cake
Take bath, take nap
This job “fulfilling in creative way”
Such a load of crap

Pre-chorus:
Code Monkey think someday he have everything even pretty girl like you
Code Monkey just waiting for now
Code Monkey say someday, somehow

Chorus:
Code Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man
With big warm fuzzy secret heart:
Code Monkey like you