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Skullcrusher Mountain Tab

by Jonathan Coulton


Chords

 022100
 022200
 022130
A 577655 (Used in bridge only)
 x02220
 x02210
 x24432
 x21202
 xx0212
 466444
 x43404
 244222

Intro:  |  | |  | |

                                           
Welcome to my secret lair on Skullcrusher Mountain
                               
I hope that you've enjoyed your stay so far
          
I see you met my assistant Scarface
                           
His appearance is quite disturbing
                               
but I assure you he's harmless enough
                           
He's a sweetheart, calls me Master
                                   
And he has a way of finding pretty things
                    
and bringing them to me

Chorus

I'm so into you
        
But I'm way too smart for you
        
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy
           
I'm not surprised that you agree
             
If you could find some way to be
             
A little bit less afraid of me
              
You'd see the voices that control me
       
from inside my head
                             
Say I shouldn't kill you....yet

                                                
I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you
                          
But I get the feeling that you don't like it

What's with all the screaming?
                          
You like monkeys, you like ponies
                                
Maybe you don't like monsters so much
                     
Maybe I used too many monkeys
                                    
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony
                 
making a gift for you?

Chorus

I'm so into you
        
But I'm way too smart for you
        
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy
           
I'm not surprised that you agree
             
If you could find some way to be
             
A little bit less afraid of me
              
You'd see the voices that control me
       
from inside my head
                              
Say I shouldn't kill you....yet

Bridge

                                     
Picture the two of us alone inside my golden submarine
                                      
While up above the waves my doomsday squad
               
ignites the atmosphere
                               
And all the fools who lead their foolish lives
                 
may find it quite explosive
                                                      
Well it won't mean half as much to me if I don't have you here

Verse 3

                                                    
You know it isn't easy living here on Skullcrusher Mountain
                                
So maybe you could cut me just a little slack
         
Would it kill you to be civil?
                            
I've been patient, I've been gracious
                                 
And this mountain is covered with wolves
                            
Hear them howling, my hungry children
                                   
Maybe you should stay and have another drink
                      
and think about me and you

Final Chorus

I'm so into you
        
But I'm way too smart for you
        
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy
           
I'm not surprised that you agree
             
If you could find some way to be
             
A little bit less afraid of me
              
You'd see the voices that control me
       
from inside my head
                      
Say I shouldn't kill you yet
                 
I shouldn't kill you yet
                      
I shouldn't kill you yet