Twisted- Joni Mitchell Chords: : 001010 : 024242 : 000212 : 054555 : 022030 : 0-10-9-10-10-10 My analyst told me that I was right out of my head The way he de-scribed it he said I’d be better dead than live I didn’t listen to his jive I knew all along that he was all wrong And I knew that he thought I was crazy but I’m not, oh, no My analyst told me that I was right out of my head He said I need treatment but I’m not that easily led He said I was the type that was most inclined When out of his sight to be out of my mind And he thought I was nuts No more ifs or ands or buts They say as a child I ap-peared A little bit wild with all my cra-zy ideas But I knew what was happening I knew I was a genius What’s so strange when you know That you’re a wiz-ard at three? I knew that this was meant to be Now I heard little children Were sup-posed to sleep tight That’s why I got into the vodka one night My parents got frantic, didn’t know what to do But I saw some crazy scenes before I came to Now do you think I was crazy? I may have been only three but I was swingin’ They all laughed at A. Graham Bell They all laughed at Edison And also at Einstein So why should I feel sorry if they just couldn’t understand The idiomatic logic that went on in my head? I had a brain, it was insane Oh, they used to laugh at me When I refused to ride on all those double-decker buses All be-cause there was no dri-ver at the top My analyst told me that I was right out of my head But I said, “Dear doc-tor, I think that it’s you instead Because I have got a thing that’s unique and new To prove it I’ll have the last laugh on you ‘Cause in-stead of one head, I got two And you know two heads are better than one”