The Ultimate Midwestern Valentine's Day Love Song(Snapple Song) as recorded
by Juan
Cabeso
and his One Man Carnival Freak Show
played medium-fast soft rock style
Billy wrote into Snapple, said they'd give him a spot
instead came a giant bottle and that's what he got
But it was ten feet tall and big as a something,
that I can't think of at all
So he scaled to the top he twisted the cap
but he took a terrible fall
CHORUS:
And it was fine, it was fine, it was so damn fine
And it was fine, it was fine, it was so damn fine
It was fine, it was fine, it was so damn fine
It was too damn fine for you......
Got to the bottom guess what he seen,
a hot dog man in a submarine
And a juicyfruit just yellin at me,
said why you gotta be so god damn mean
You know that Raid's been botherin me,
oh spraying that shit that I can't breath
Cause the pez-man's down on his knee's,
he's singin bout the Lorax, the trees, and the thneeds
Oh, pez-man get off of your knees and,
juicyfruit stop yellin' at me
Cause the hotdog man's got a submarine,
we'll show that raid just what we
mean
and it was fine........(CHORUS to El Bubbio harmonica solo)
Red is the hardest color to see,
when it rains down on you it pours down on me
It's the saddest thing I ever did see,
I said let's all hop in the submarine..(2x)
And it was fine.....(chorus and fade)
"People who don't like Juan Cabeso dont matter"
El Bubbio has spoken