Band - Kevin Bloody Wilson
Album - Kalgoorlie Love Songs
Song - Darlin' I'm So Horny
Intro:
Verse 1:
The kids are at ya mother's place, the house is finally ours.
There's bugger all on tele, and we're just sittin' around.
And ya look all right in the light tonight and I'm down to socks and skids.
You're a walk up start for a fuck tonight so go and put ya teeth in.
Chorus:
'Cause darlin' I'm so horny I could die.
I'd fuck a chicken on a chain tonight just to see the feathers fly.
I'll drown in backed up bodily fluids if I don't get a fuck tonight.
'Cause darlin' I'm so horny I could die.
Verse 2:
So you slip out of your canvas nighty, I'll kick off me skids.
Ya just can't beat a good old fashion fuck, ta' help ya get a good nights sleep.
So grab the jar of vasaline, and drag ya arse across the room.
Prepare to meet thy baby maker, prepare to meet thy doom.
Play Chorus:
Verse 3:
So clear the table Mabel, let me grab a hold of those tits.
One, two, three, four, foreplay's over, now let's get down to business.
I got a hard-on here that a cat couldn't scratch, so ya better get a bucket of ice.
Been a bit a back pressure buildin' up, so darlin' hang on tight.
Play Chorus twice:
Oh darlin' I'm so horny I could die.
Oh darlin' I'm so horny I could die.