"Non-Existent Patricia" from The Beauty Process: Triple Platnum E------------------------------------------------------| B------------------------------------------------------| G------------------------------------------------------| D---5-5-5-5-0-2-2-2-3-3-3-3\5-5-5-5-0------------------| A---3-3-3-3-0-2-2-2-3-3-3-3\5-5-5-5-0------------------| E----3-3-3-3-0-0-0-0-1-1-1-1\3-3-3-3-0-----------------| Non-Existent Patricia, room four-twenty-six. Non-Existent Patricia, does not exist. Non-Existent Patricia looks into the walls. was she at the party? no one could recall. Non-Existent Patricia, Non-Existent Patricia, Non-Existent Patricia, Non-Existent Patricia.....tricia. Did Patricia say something? Something I missed? It was spoken so softly, it didn't exist. Non-Existent Patricia, what's on her mind? She ain't sayin', she's being kind, kind, kind. Non-Existent Patricia, Non-Existent Patricia, Non-Existent Patricia, Non-Existent Patricia....tricia....tricia.