(3x) (Intro) I just got offa work at five Drivin' that old van I drive Overalls and dirty boots But Uncle Bill needed a funeral suit So when I walked into that fancy store They looked at me like I was poor But a wad of hundred dollar bills caused a stir A A(let it ring - then pop thumb on soundboard) It went from "Don't take checks" to "Right away, yes sir!" (CHORUS) Upper Middle Class White Trash My pockets can't hold all my cash Cuz one day I stopped to pee Got some gas and won the lottery Now I'm investin' in my neighborhood My friends and family they're all livin' pretty good The trailer park's fulla Cadillacs (stop) (mute strings and strum 2x) and Upper Middle Class White Trash I got my home boy Chris a brand new shop For all those cars on cinder blocks And cousin Charlie he thinks it's cool (stop) To keep a large mouth bass in his new swimming pool I had a birthday party for momma last night In her 90 and a half foot triple wide You ain't seen nothin' if you ain't seen A (let it ring) NASCAR on a 60 inch plasma screen (CHORUS) (BRIDGE) G (let it ring) Buyin chicken wings by the bucket D (let it ring) We can't eat 'em all, we just say 'chuck it' E (let it ring) All the Miller Lite that you can handle A (let it ring) A(strum 2x speed -- then let it ring) A hundred and 57 movie channels.... heh heh heh... (CHORUS - slightly modified) Upper Middle Class White Trash Our pockets can't hold all our cash Cuz one day I stopped to pee Got some gas and won the lottery-yee-yee Now I'm investin' in my neighborhood My friends and family they're all livin' pretty good My trailer park's fulla Cadillacs (stop) and Upper Middle Class White Trash So pop a top, sit back and relax All you Upper Middle Class White Trash...