Fool - Lee Evans (different planet tour) He plays this on a piano, but I have tried to transpose - I'm adequately exceptional I'm graduately proffesional At being mentally deficient I'm as shrewd as a sap With an astute mental gap Occasionally I can be consistant I'm a fool I'm a flop I'm a failure But you should never judge a book By its cover(colour) Cause there's a heart That beats inside of me - Exactly the same for other verses