This is one of the funniest songs i've ever heard and it reminds me a lot of my family. Capo 2 Intro: (x4) Welcome to the family Hope you have a real good life With my little sister Yeah, she'll make a real good wife Hope you have lots of babies Hope you get a real good job Hope you don't mind company 'Cause we'll be here a lot And brother here's some brotherly advice If you know what's good for you you'll treat her right Chorus: 'Cause Grandpa's the local sheriff Yeah he's the judge and the jury too Uncle Bill's the undertaker, son He'll dig a hole for you Cousin Jesse, he's just crazy He'll fight you just for fun An' Mama's got a real bad temper An' Daddy's got a shotgun (x2) Welcome to the family An' this side of the tracks An' if you ever leave her You ain't coming back My nephew is a hunter An' he's gonna hunt you down Just like he did the last one An' he still ain't been found I like you just fine, don't get me wrong Boy take care of her,...if you don't Chorus: Grandpa's the local sheriff Yeah he's the judge and the jury too Uncle Bill's the undertaker, son He'll dig a hole for you Cousin Jesse, he's just crazy He'll fight you just for fun An'Mama's got a real bad temper An'Daddy's got a shotgun (x4) Chorus: Grandpa's the local sheriff Yeah he's the judge and the jury too Uncle Bill's the undertaker, son He'll dig a hole for you Cousin Jesse, he's just crazy He'll fight you just for fun An' Mama's got a real bad temper An' Daddy's got a shotgun (x4) Welcome to the family Hope you have a real good life With my little sister [Muted barre A strokes] Yeah she'll make a real good wife (x2) *repeat this part 7 or 8 times* Welcome to the family Mama's got a real bad temper Daddy's got a shotgun end on Dsus2