LOCAL H - DISGRUNTLED CHRISTMAS If you hate X-mas as half as much as I do, you'll love this song. It's standard tuning and the chords are just strummed. And it's me, the man with no personality Burning down your Christmas tree Blowing up bombs in the shopping mall Mistletoe is going to fall Taking shots at the caroling crowd Stupid songs sung way too loud And they're getting dumber all the time I really don't see why I should spare your friends Since I can't say I care if I ever see them again You say shopping spree I say killing spree And I can think of Christmas past Like the Christmas before last Cousins Uncles Aunts And I could act like I don't care That all I get is underwear I'd like to beat you on the head with that ole yule log Giving a napalm gift gives you a glow Something to burn away the freezing snow If you just let me And I'll be glad to tear your Frosty down I think Christmas really sucks (x2) I really don't see why I should spare your friends 'Cause I can't say that I care if I ever see them again You'll be sorry That you ever lied to me about Santa Claus