'Sweaty Betty' by Macc lads
Use Em instead of E major if you wanna be picky....:)
Intro.... x 4,
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Well, she wore big knickers,
And she worked on a sewage farm,
I got me hand down her jeans an',
I nearly lost half me arm,
But after ten pints,she looked quite fit,
Couldn't wait to get me hands on her flabby tits.
Sweaty Betty, x2
So I said slap that and ride the ripples,
I've just got to get me gob round her greasy nipples,
She had a massive arse, and sweaty breasts,
Thirty eight chins, she were a mound of flesh.
Sweaty Betty,
She eats a lot of pies,
Sweaty Betty,
She's got enormous thighs,
Sweaty Betty,
Have you smelt her breath,
Sweaty Betty,
She'll crush man to death x2.
And I knew that she wanted me f't shag her,
So I stabbed her cunt with me mutton dagger,
I couldn't believe the size of her bum,
She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum.
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Sweaty Betty
Sweaty Betty ,
Sweaty Betty ,
Sweaty Betty.
An' I've seen nowt like it since day I were born,
But you know me, I'll shag owt that's warm
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Sweaty Betty She eats a lot of chips,
Sweaty Betty She's got massive tits,
Sweaty Betty She's got a huge vagina,
Sweaty Betty You'd fit a bus inside her,......... G D E D { to the end....}
Sweaty Betty She's so obscene,
Sweaty Betty 3 tons of margarine,
Sweaty Betty She's like a lump of lard,
Sweaty Betty She makes me Willy hard.