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House Of Fun Tab

by Madness


...HOUSE OF FUN... by Madness
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*Released 1982*


Intro:

   (x2),   

Verse 1:

                        
Good morning Miss, can I help you son?
                   
Six-teen today, and up for fun.
      
I'm a big boy now, or so they say,
   
So if you'll serve, I'll be on my way.

Interlude:

   (x2)

Verse 2:

                         
Box of balloons, with the feather-light touch,
                               
Pack of party-poppers, that pop in the night.
  
A toothbrush and hairspray, plastic grin,
     
Miss Clay on all corners, has just walked in.

Chorus 1:

                     
 Welcome to the House of Fun,
         
Now I've come of age,
                        
 Welcome to the House of Fun.

                  
 Welcome to the lion's den;
             
Temptation's on his way.

                  
 Welcome to the House of...

Interlude:

   (x2)

Verse 3:

()                             
 N-n-n-n-n-n-no, no miss; you mis-understood,
                               
Six-teen big boy, full pint, in my manhood.
    
I'm up to date, and the date's today,
   
So if you'll serve, I'll be on my way.

Chorus 2:

                     
 Welcome to the House of Fun,
         
Now I've come of age,
                        
 Welcome to the House of Fun.

                  
 Welcome to the lion's den;
             
Temptation's on his way.

                  
 Welcome to the House of...

Interlude:

   (x2),   

Middle 8:

                   
 I'm sorry son, but we don't stock,
                
 Party gimmicks, in this shop.
                          
 Try the House of Fun; it's quicker if you run;
                               
This is a chemist's, not a Joke Shop!

Verse 4:

                   
 Party hats, simple enough, clear,
                                
Compre-hende? Savvy? Understand? Do you hear?
                              
A pack of party hats, with the coloured tips,
                 
 Too late; Gorgon heard gossip.
     
Well hello Joe, hello Miss Clay;
     
Many happy returns from the day.

Chorus 3:

                     
 Welcome to the House of Fun,
         
Now I've come of age,
                        
 Welcome to the House of Fun.

                  
 Welcome to the lion's den;
             
Temptation's on his way.

                     
 Welcome to the House of Fun.

(Repeat to Fade)


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