The Reefer Song - Mindless Drug Hoover
Here are the rest of the lyrics to this funny funny song. Studiously coppied
down by Mike
Thank Babs for the chords.
Verse:
One Sunny Day, I was riding my bike and smoking a joint,
cos that's what I like. The police man stopped me and began to stare
and he said, hey sunny, what you smoking there I said.
Chorus:
It's a reefer would like some policeman,
It's a reefer would you like a blast
It's a reefer would you like some policeman
Or would you prefer me to shove it up your ass.
Verse:
Well he put me in his car and he left my bike
and he took my reefer which he quite liked
we got to the station and his eyes were all red
and the Sargent said constable you're out of your head
Chorus:
he said yeah
It's a reefer do you want some Sargent
It's a reefer do you want a blast
It's a reefer do you want some Sergent
or would you prefer me to shove it up your ass
Verse:
Well he suspended the constable for his little joke
and he went to the bathroom to have a little toke
When he got back I'd rolled another eight
and they were bein passed round every copper in the place
Bridge: (This bit is played slower and with feeling)
well I sold them two ounces and one sixteenth
and they rolled the biggest joint that the world has ever seen
Chorus:
and they all sang together
It's a reefer do you want some mindless
It's a reefer do you want a blast
It's a reefer do you want some mindless
thanks for your company and thanks for the grass
Impress your friends...