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The Retirement Home - Brett Kline
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Tuning: EADGBE
I wrote this song, and really want people to see it. I am also writing other songs too.
*palm muted*
I went to see my grandparents last week
I was greeted by some old freak
He said "hello" at least five times to me
He's probably just losing his memory
*regular strumming*
I'm at the retirement home
I'm at the retirement home
I'm at the retirement home
I'm at the retirement home - oh yeah!
*palm muted*
Look at them losing all of their hairs
Watch them falling down the stairs
See that guy lying on his back
Maybe he's having a heart attack - oh yeah!
*regular strumming*
I'm at the retirement home
I'm at the retirement home
I'm at the retirement home
I'm at the retirement home - oh yeah!
*palm muted*
You have to look out for these old folks
At any time they can have strokes
But I feel most sorry for that one with the IV
I think that nurse accidentally switched it with pee
*regular strumming*
I'm at the retirement home
I'm at the retirement home
That guy in the wheelchair is drooling foam
At the retirement home - oh yeah!