...DECOMPOSING COMPOSERS... by Monty Python ---------------------------................ *from 'Monty Python Sings' (1989)* *CAPO 2nd FRET* (Original Key: ) Intro: , , Verse 1: Beethoven's gone, but his music lives on, And Mozart don't go shopping no more. You'll never meet Liszt, or Brahms again, And Elgar doesn't answer the door. Verse 2: Schubert and Chopin used to chuckle and laugh, Whilst com-posing a long sympho-ny. But one hundred and fifty years later; There's very little of them left to see. Chorus 1: They're Decomposing Com-posers, There's not much anyone can do. You can still hear Beet-hoven, But Beethoven cannot hear you. *(BEETHOVEN BREAK)* Verse 3: Handel and Haydn and Rachmaninov, En-joyed a nice drink with their meal. But nowadays no one will serve them, And their gravy is left to con-geal. Verse 4: Verdi and Wagner de-lighted crowds, With their highly original sounds. The pi-anos they played are still working, But they're both six feet under-ground. Chorus 2: They're Decomposing Com-posers, There's less of them every year. You can say what you like to De-bussy, But there's not much of him left to hear. Coda: Ahh, ahh, Claude A-chille De-bussy; died, nineteen eight-een. Christophe Willebald Gluck; Died, 1787. Carl Maria Von Weber; not at all well, 1825; died 1826. Giacomo Meyerbeer; still alive, 186-3; Not still alive, 1864. Modeste Mus-sorgsky; 1880, going to parties, No fun anymore, 188-1. Johan Nepomuk Hummel; Chatting away nineteen to the dozen, with his mates, (n.) Down the pub, every evening, 1836, 1837; nothing. CHORD DIAGRAMS: --------------- EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE x32010 x20033 x02210 022000 133211 320003 xx0231