...EVERY SPERM IS SACRED... by Monty Python
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*from 'Monty Python Sings' (1989)*
Intro:
There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists,
There are Hindus, and Mormons, and then;
There are those that follow Mo-hammed, but;
I've never been one of them.
Verse 1:
I'm a Roman Catholic,
And I have been, since before I was born.
And the one thing they say about Catholics, is;
They'll take you, as soon as you're warm.
Verse 2:
You don't have to be a six footer;
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on;
You're a Catholic the moment dad came, because...
Chorus 1:
Every sperm is sa-cred, every sperm is great.
If a sperm is was-ted; God gets quite i-rate.
Chorus 2:
Every sperm is sa-cred, every sperm is great.
If a sperm is was-ted; God gets quite i-rate.
Chorus 3:
Let the heathen spill theirs, on the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for, each sperm that can't be found.
Chorus 4:
Every sperm is wan-ted, every sperm is good.
Every sperm is need-ed, in your neighbour-hood.
Chorus 5:
Hindu, Taoist, Mor-mon; spill theirs just any-where.
But God loves those who treat their, semen with more care.
Chorus 6:
Every sperm is sa-cred, every sperm is great.
If a sperm is was-ted; God gets quite i-rate.
Chorus 7:
Every sperm is wan-ted, every sperm is good.
Every sperm is need-ed, in your neighbour-hood.
Chorus 8:
Every sperm is use-ful, every sperm is fine.
(n.)
God needs every-bo-dy's; mine, and mine, and mine.
*KEY CHANGE*
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Interlude:
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Chorus 9:
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Let the Pagans spill theirs, o'er mountain hill and plain;
God shall strike them down for, each sperm that's spilt in vain.
Chorus 10:
Every sperm is sa-cred, every sperm is good.
Every sperm is need-ed, in your neighbour-hood.
Chorus 11:
Every sperm is sa-cred, every sperm is great.
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If a sperm is was-ted; God gets quite i-rate...
Outro:
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