ARTIST: Monty Python
TITLE: Penis Song
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong
It's swell to have a stiffy
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick
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So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
Your Percy or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
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But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come back
OOOH THANK YOU VERY MUCH