...I LIKE CHINESE... by Monty Python
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*from 'Monty Python Sings' (1989)*
Intro:
(Spoken):
The world today seems absolutely crackers,
With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.
There are fools and idiots sitting on the trigger;
It's depressing and it's senseless and that's why...
Verse 1:
I like Chinese, I like Chinese; they only come up to your knees.
Yet they're always friendly, and they're ready to please.
Verse 2:
I like Chinese, I like Chinese,
There's nine hundred million of them in the world today;
You'd better learn to like them, that what's I say!
Chorus 1:
I like Chinese, I like Chinese; they come from a long way overseas.
But they're cute and they're cuddly and they're ready to please.
Verse 3:
I like Chinese food; the waiters, never are rude.
Think of the many things, they've done to impress;
There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching, and Chess.
Chorus 2:
So I like Chinese, I like Chinese, I like their tiny little trees.
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their Yin and Yang-ese.
Verse 4:
I like Chinese thought, the wisdom that Confucious taught.
If Darwin is anything to shout about;
The Chinese will sur-vive us all, with-out any doubt.
Chorus 3:
I like Chinese, I like Chinese; they only come up to your knees.
Yet they're wise and they're witty, and they're ready to please.
Chorus 4:
I like Chinese, I like Chinese; their food is guaranteed to please.
A fourteen, a seven, a nine and ly-chees.
Chorus 5:
So I like Chinese, I like Chinese; I like their tiny little trees.
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their Yin and Yang-ese.
Chorus 6:
I like Chinese, I like Chinese...
(Fade)
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