...MEDICAL LOVE SONG... by Monty Python
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*from 'Monty Python Sings' (1989)*
Intro:
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Verse 1:
Inflam-mation of the foreskin, re-minds me of your smile.
I've had Ballanital Chancroids, for quite a little while.
I gave my heart to NSU, that lovely night in June,
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I ache for you my darling, and I hope you get well soon.
Verse 2:
(Faster):
My penile warts, your herpes, my syphilitic sores,
Your Moenelial Infection; how I miss you, more and more.
Your dnob's itch my scrumpox, our lovely Gonorrho-ea;
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At least we both were lying, when we said that we were clear.
Verse 3:
Our syphilic kisses, sealed the secret of our tryst.
You gave me Scrotal Pustules, with a quick flick of your wrist.
Your Trichovagi-nitis sent shivers down my spine;
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I got snail tracks in my anus, when your Spirochaetes met mine.
Chorus 1:
Gonoccalurethritis, Streptocalbalinitis.
Meningo Myelitis; Diplococcal Cepha-litis.
Epididymitis, Interstitial Keratitis.
Syphilitic Choroiditis and Anterior Uve-itis.
Verse 4:
My clapped-out genitalia, is not so bad for me,
As the com-plete and utter failure, every time I try to pee.
My doctor says my blue balls, are the worst he's ever seen.
Are the worst he's ever seen.
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My scrotum's painted orange, and my balls are turning green.
Verse 5:
My heart is very tender, though my parts are awful raw.
You might have been infected, but you never were a bore.
I'm dying of your love, my love; I'm your Spirochaetal clown.
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I've left my body to science, but I'm a-fraid they've turned it down.
Chorus 2:
Gonoccalurethritis, Streptocalbalinitis.
Meningo Myelitis; Diplococcal Cepha-litis.
Epididymitis, Interstitial Keratitis.
Syphilitic Choroiditis and Anterior Uve...itis.
CHORD DIAGRAMS:
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