Alsatian Cousin by Morrissey, from the album - Viva Hate (x2) Were you and he Lovers ? And would you say so if you were ? On a forecourt On a Friday Passing my way Oh... (x2) Were you and he Lovers ? And if you were, then say that you were! On a groundsheet Under canvas With your tent-flap open wide (x2) A note upon his desk "P.S. Bring Me Home And Have Me!" Leather elbows on a tweed coat -Oh!- Is THAT the best you can do ? So came his reply : "But on the desk is where I want you!" So I ask (even though I know, oh): Were you and he lovers? (x2) -- Lots of buzzing effect on the album version and lots of arpeggio on the live, rockabilly, version. Check out the live version as a b-side to We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful. Enjoy. Go Team Morrissey! -Keith .