---------------------------------------------------------------------------- NO CHILDREN - Mountain Goats ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tuning: standard capo on 4th This is the way that I've seen John play it live every time I've seen them. e|---4---2---2---0---0---2--- B|---5---2---3---0---2---2--- G|---6---3---2---1---2---2--- D|---6---4---0---2---2---4--- A|---4---4-------2---0---4--- E|-------2-------0-------2--- (2x) I hope that our few remaining friends Give up on trying to save us I hope we come up with a failsafe plot To piss off the dumb few that forgave us I hope the fences we mended Fall down beneath their own weight And I hope we hang on past the last exit I hope it's already too late And I hope the junkyard a few blocks from here Someday burns down And I hope the rising black smoke carries me far away And I never come back to this town again In my life I hope I lie And tell everyone you were a good wife And I hope you die I hope we both die (2X) I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow I hope it bleeds all day long Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises Well we're pretty sure they're all wrong I hope it stays dark forever I hope the worst isn't over And I hope you blink before I do I hope I never get sober And I hope when you think of me years down the line You can't find one good thing to say And I hope that if I found the strength to walk out You'd stay the hell out of my way I am drowning there is no sign of land You're all coming down with me (yeah yeah) hand in unlovable hand And I hope you die I hope we both die (2X)