A friend of mine showed me how to play this song, so I tabbed it out for reference. Not sure if it is 100% accurate but it sounds right to me. My friend puts a capo on the second fret but I think it sounds fine without one. INTRO VERSE I still haven't found a girlfriend though I've tried a lot So can you help me please it's tougher than I thought The odds are pretty good but the goods are pretty odd still at this point I'd take anything you've got. You see this all the time nice girls in love with jerks What could they be thinking Tell me how it works If I've got some problems well I wouldn't be the first but the ones I have in mind are even worse CHORUS Even Hilter had a girlfriend Who he could always call Who'd always be there for him In spite of all his faults He was the worst guy ever reviled and despised Even Hilter had a girlfriend so why can't I (short pause) G Why can't I? VERSE Life is full of contradictions Hard to understand And for every happy woman There's a lonely man Nixon had his puppy Charles Manson had his clan But god forbid that I get a girlfriend CHORUS Even Hilter had a girlfriend Who he could call his own to sweeten days of bitterness and feeling all alone I'm not as bad as Hilter but it doesn't mean a thing since they'd rather be with Hitler more than me I don't see why they'd rather be with Hitler more than me