As far as I'm aware, this songs only really has a bass line and a drum beat. However,
Capo at 6th fret (Shapes: =, =, =):
Verse:
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I got fired by my boss - Pepsi
I nailed Jesus to the cross - Pepsi
Chorus:
Powdered mashed potatoes in the
cupboard for three years
Alcoholic husbands driving
frantic wives to tears
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Poor old widow's house burned down - Pepsi
Verse:
Tractors plowing down the hills - Pepsi
Ghastly stench of puppy mills - Pepsi
Chorus:
Sheets of stinking urine
Bloody shards of glass
Mudflaps burned by hot exhaust
Drunkards passing gas
Children dying of disease - Pepsi
Verse:
Leading helpless teens astray - Pepsi
I can't find the strength to say - Pepsi
Chorus:
Medicated ointment being
spread on painful rash
Old, outdated software getting
thrown into the trash
Everything still tastes the same - Pepsi