Nerf Herder - 5000 Ways to Die
All chords are power chords
and the bastard you hated the most
will stand up and give you a toast
he'll say, "we were such good friends, especially near the end"
then he'll feel up your girlfriend in the front of your ghost
so get in your car and drive real fast,
up in the attic the with a shotgun blast,
take a bath with a clock radio
vodka and valium overdose
have you ever tried? there must be 5000 ways to die
Chords
e-------------------------
B-------------------------
G--4------------7---------
D--4---5---7----7----4----
A--2---5---7----5----4----
E------3---5---------2----
I haven't worked out the lead parts yet.