Artist: Nerf Herder
Song: I’ve Got A Boner For Christmas
Album: My E.P.
Verse 1:
Mend up your stocking hole
Cause this lump ain't made of coal
I've got a boner for Christmas
Cranberry sauce, green beans and muffins
You be the turkey and I'm the stuffing
I've got a boner for Christmas
Chorus:
Singin' joy to the world!
To each and every girl
To a-all of your girls
O-oooh Go!
Bridge/Solo: (Verse Chords)
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Oooh, oooh, ooooh Yeah!
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Oooh, oooh, ooooh
Verse 2:
Hang up your christmas stockin
And let me put my cock in
I've got a boner for Christmas
All year you've been in a rut
This time let's do it in the butt
I've got a boner for Christmas
Chorus:
Singing joy to the world.
To each and every girl.
To a-all of your girls
O-oooh.
I've got a boner
O-oooh
For Christmas