Artist: Nerd Herder Song: Sportsman Bar Album: My E.P. Intro: (Done with open chords) There's a place on Figueroa Street, Where you can always gooooo Smiling faces you might meet, Whoa! All Hail, The Sportsman Bar Whoa! All Hail, The Sportsman Bar (Rest of the song is power chords) Verse 1: The trophies on the mantel Are covered with dust, And the pretzels are from nineteen eighty-twooooo. The soda from the bar Tastes just like rust, Nobody cares! All Hail The Sportsman Bar Whoa! All Hail, (Hold) The Sportsman Bar Pre Chorus 1: There's Mike Green, He's fallen to his knees, He's mumbling 'bout the State Street rock and roooolllllll They took away the booths, But unless they take the roof We will see you again here tomorrow! Solo: E-------------------------------------------------------| B-------------------------------------------------------| G-------------------------------------------------------| D-------------------------------------------------------| A---0-0-2-4-2-0---7-7-7-9-7-0---9-7-5-7-0---4-5-4-2-4-2-| E-------------------------------------------------------| E--------------------------------------------------| B--------------------------------------------------| G--------------------------------------------------| D--------------------------------------------------| A---0-0-2-4-2-0---7-7-7-9-7-0---9-7-5-7-0---4--2-0-| E--------------------------------------------------| Whoa! All hail, the sportsman bar! Verse 2: Say a prayer for friends Who passed away, Say a prayer for the lurkers And the losers And to all you bastards That moved out of town, We'll see you at Thanksgiving At the Sportsman Bar Whoa! All Hail, The Sportsman Bar Pre Chorus 2: Ned's our man, With his Pabst Blue Ribbon can, Uh-oh, he's looking for a fight! He'll punch you in the face, But it's your kind of place So we'll see you again here tomorrow! Everybody's drunk! Everybody's drunk! x3 Whoa! All Hail, The Sportsman Bar (Final time do this) Sports-man Baaaar!