All Men Are Liars - Nick Lowe All men (all men), all men are liars Their words ain’t worth no more than worn out tires Hey girls (girls) bring rusty pliers to pull this tooth All men are liars and that’s the truth Well do you remember Rick Astley ? He had a big fat hit that was ghastly He said I’m never gonna give you up or let you down Well I’m here to tell ya that Dick’s a clown Though he was just a boy when he made that vow I’d bet it all that he knows by now All men (all men), all men are liars Their words ain’t worth no more than worn out tires Hey girls (girls) bring rusty pliers to pull this tooth All men are liars and that’s the truth Among God’s creatures man must be The most slimy and slippery now There stands the naked ape in a monkey suit Behind a little moustache he grew, the shifty brute All the ones not choking on the words they ate Are sweating on getting their stories straight All men (all men), all men are liars Their words ain’t worth no more than worn out tires Hey girls (girls) bring rusty pliers to pull this tooth All men are liars and that’s the truth All men (all men), all men are liars Their words ain’t worth no more than worn out tires Hey girls (girls) bring rusty pliers to pull this tooth All men are liars and all men are liars All men are liars, all men are liars and that’s the truth