VERSE: Now I'm of consenting age to be forgetting you in a cabaret. Somewhere downtown where a burlesque queen may even ask my name As she sheds her skin on stage I'm seated and sweating to a dance song on the club's P.A. The strip joint veteran sits two away Smirking between dignified sips of his dignified peach and lime daiquiri CHORUS: And isn't this exactly where you'd like me I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety Oh, and isn't this exactly where you'd like me I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety Oh...... VERSE: *PALM MUTE* But I'm afraid that I Well, I may of faked it And I wouldn't be caught dead, dead, dead, dead in this place Well, I'm afraid that I That's right well, that I may have faked it (ring out) And I wouldn't be caught dead in this place CHORUS: And isn't this exactly where you'd like me I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety Oh, and isn't this exactly where you'd like me I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety SOLO: , , , , , x2 Well, I'm afraid that I Well, I may of faked it And I wouldn't be caught dead, dead, dead, dead, dead in this place x2 CHORUS: And isn't this exactly where you'd like me I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety Oh, and isn't this exactly where you'd like me I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety Praying for love and paying in naivety Praying for love and paying in naivety .......oh.