---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Father’s Last Word - Pat Dailey ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tuning: Standard E e|--0----1----1----3----0----0--| B|--1----1----3----0----1----1--| G|--0----2----2----0----3----2--| Chords with an exclamation point ex. C! D|--2----3----0----0----2----2--| indicate that the chord is only strummed A|--3----3----X----2----3----0--| once and rings out. E|--0----1----X----3----X----X--| (Intro) (Verse 1) Sit down my sons, I’ve something to say What my father told me on his dying day And now to my own sons, I pass this along For my time is at hand, and soon I’ll be gone I’ve tried to teach you what’s right and what’s wrong Be upright, be honest, be brave and be strong Be kind and be true to the good friends you’ve made And never turn down a chance to get laid! CHORUS 1: Do the Young ones, the old ones, The hot ones, the cold ones The scags, the hags, the free and the paid Do the rich ones the poor ones The drunk on the floor ones If they’re ugly son pull down the shade And never turn down a chance to get laid! Interlude (Verse 2) Oh boys now I lay here my body all broke I pray you’ll be heedin’ these last words I spoke As I meet my maker I clearly now see Why all of your mothers are so pissed off at me CHORUS 2: So, do the big ones, the small ones The short ones, the tall ones The street walking hooker, the cooker of pain Do the flat chested screamer The big breasted big beamers Never mind if she’s fertile or spayed And never turn down a chance to get laid! CHORUS 3: Do the sleazy, the easy The smelly, the greasy The smutty, the slutty, the chubby ones too Do the classic two bagger The two legged tail wager ! And boys you’ll know when you’re through ! ! ! When you’ve found one you love who loves who loves you ! But until you do… CHORUS 4: Do the black ones the white ones The loose ones the tight ones The freaks do the geeks, the uniques and all the antiques Do the nasty and the mean, the obese the obscene But never turn down a chance… Always go for romance Never turn down a chance… Always go for the pants And never turn down a chance to get laid! (Outro) GC