"Nasty Evil Clown" by Paul Sanchez
-unreleased
(this is my best guess at this, listening to a bootleg tape. He may
be using a capo, in which case I'm all wrong...but this sounds close)
He doesn't like the circus, or smiling little kids
He hates it if you laugh at him, he keeps his heart well hid
He will not do a cartwheel, and if he's falling down
Then he's prob'ly drunk, and needs a shave
He's the nasty, evil clown
The funny car gives him backaches
He hates big floppy shoes
A child cries, the other clowns sigh,
"Evil, is that you?"
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Don't waste your breath to thank him, he'll smash ice cream on your head
He'd rather give out spankings to women in his bed
He breaks out wearing make-up, he'd rather wear a frown
Don't make him mad, he'll hurt your dad
He's the nasty, evil clown
The funny car gives him backaches
He hates big floppy shoes
A child cries, the other clowns sigh,
"Evil, is that you?"
He will not do a cartwheel, and if he's falling down
Then he's prob'ly drunk, and needs a shave
He's the nasty, evil clown
Don't make him mad, he'll hurt your dad
He's the nasty, evil clown
AAAAAAAAAA EEEEEEEE F#m.........
He's the nasty..... evil.... clown.......