I'm not certain of any special procedures to posting lyrics since I'm new to this group, but I saw two requests to have this posted and this is the way I like to read music, so here goes: Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover Words and Music by Paul Simon, 1975 "The problem is all inside your head," she said to me D#dim7 +5 + "the answer is easy if you take it logic'lly. I'm here to help you if you're struggling to be free; there must be fifty ways to leave your lover." She said, "It's really not my habit to intrude; D#dim7 +5 + I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued. But I'll repeat myself at the risk of being crude; there must be fifty ways to leave your lover." fifty ways to leave your lover." Just slip out the back, Jack. Make a new plan, Stan; You don't need to be coy, Roy, just get yourself free. (on repeat: Just listen to me) Hop on the bus, Gus; You don't need to discuss much; Just drop off the key, Lee. and get yourself free. REPEAT CHORUS Second verse: She said, "It grieves me now to see you in such pain; I wish there was somethin' I could do to make you smile again." I said, "I appreciate that, and could you please explain about the fifty ways?" She said, "Why don't we both just sleep on it tonight; I'm sure in the morning you'll begin to see the light." And then she kissed me and I realized she probably was right; there must be fifty ways to leave your lover, fifty ways to leave your lover." REPEAT CHORUS twice. Chords: (by request) 322000 xx0432 x32000 x24222 021202 022000 D#dim7 xx1222 GM9+5 320203 <-- I don't have a guitar around right now, is this possible? + xx1004 x02213 320003 x13311 x32310 Hope these help, and I hope they're right! Some of them are just plain bizarre, so your guess is probably as good as mine. Happy fingering!