Song: Soluble Song
Refrain:
I'm glad that I'm not soluble, that would be quite bad.
I'm glad that I'm not soluble, that would make me sad (so sad).
Verse 1:
If I found that I was soluble, it would be a pain.
I couldn't go outside, you see, if it began to rain
If I woke up soluble, I'd have to shake and cower
In abject terror every time that I walked past the shower.
(Refrain)
Verse2
I'd probably lose all my friends, for they would point and laugh
At how I was quite terrified of going near a bath.
I'd hate find I'm soluble, I'd effervesce and bubble
If accidentally one day I stepped into a puddle.
(Refrain)