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by Regina Spektor


Chemo Limo- Regina Spektor

Intro: / –  (2x)

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I    had a dream- crispy, crispy Ben-jamin Franklin
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Came o-ver and baby-sat  all four of my kids
/                /           /
Then in my dream, I told the doctor off
                                                         
He said, “If you don’t want to do  it, then you don’t have to do it”
                                         
He said “The truth is, you’ll be okay anyway”

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Then, in my dream, crispy, crispy Ben- jamin Franklin and the doctor
                            
Went and had a talk with my boss
/                /       /
Something about insurance policies
                                   
They kept the door closed at all times
                        
I couldn’t hear or see
                                                 
When they came out, they said “You’ll be okay anyway”
                                           
And I smiled ‘cause I’d known it all the while


                            
No thank you, no thank you, no thank you, no thank you
                            
I  ain’t about to pay for this shit
                                    
I can afford chemo like I can afford a limo
                                     
And on any given day, I’d rather ride a limousine
                            
No thank you, no thank you, no thank you, no thank you
                        
I  ain’t about to die like this
                                    
I can afford chemo like I can afford a limo
                                 
And besides, this shit is making me tired
                              
Is making me tired, is making me tired
                           
You know I plan to retire someday
                                  
But mama gonna go out in style, go out in style
                    
This shit is making me tired
                              
Is making me tired, is making me tired
                              
Mama gonna go out in style, go out in style


/                /           /
When I woke up, the kids were being quiet
  
I knew it was a dream
                               
Right away I called the limousine company
/                  /               /
Then I got dressed, I dressed the kids as well
                                 
The limousine pulled in and we piled in


    /                   /           /
The driver, he asked which way  we were headed
                                                      
I said “Sir, let’s just go west” and he listened obediently
                                  
Sophie only wants to listen to radio BBC
                                      
Michael sat on my knees and whispered to me  all about the meanies
                                         
Jacqueline was being such a big girl with her cup of tea

Looking out of the window
                                   
And Barbara,     she looks just like my mom
                                       
Oh my Barbara,    she looks so much like my mom



                            
No thank you, no thank you, no thank you, no thank you
                            
I  ain’t about to pay for this shit
                                    
I can afford chemo like I can afford a limo
                                     
And on any given day, I’d rather ride a limousine
                            
No thank you, no thank you, no thank you, no thank you
                        
I  ain’t about to die like this
                                    
I can afford chemo like I can afford a limo
                                 
And besides, this shit is making me tired
                              
Is making me tired, is making me tired
                           
You know I plan to retire someday
                                  
But mama gonna go out in style, go out in style
                    
This shit is making me tired
                              
Is making me tired, is making me tired
                              
Mama gonna go out in style, go out in style


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Style. Style. Style. Style.
(2x)

/                    /
I    had a dream- crispy, crispy Ben-jamin Franklin
/                                  
Came o-ver and baby-sat all four of my kids
/              /                          /
I    had a dream- crispy, crispy Ben-jamin Franklin
                                         
Came o-ver and baby-sat all four of my kids


                                  
Sophie only wants to listen to radio BBC
                                      
Michael sat on my knees and whispered to me  all about the meanies
                                         
Jacqueline was being such a big girl with her cup of tea

Looking out of the window
                                   
And Barbara,     she looks just like my mom
                                           
Oh my God, Barbara,    she looks so much like my mom