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Kiss My Country Ass Tab

by Rhett Akins


Intro:  Caad   

 
Tearing down a dirt road, rebel flag flying

coondog in the back. G/b F 


Truck bed loaded down with beer and a cold 
 
one in my lap.

Earndhart sticker behind my head and my woman

by my side.

Tailpipes poppin, radios rockin, Country Boy


Can Survive.
           
If you got a problem with that.
        Caad           
You can kiss my country ass.




I love turkey calls,ovaralls,wrangler jeans

i smoke nothing but marlboro reds. G/b F

Tattoos up and down my arms and deer heads

over my bed.
                             
My grandaddy fought in world war 2 and my 
                 
daddy went to vietnam.

And i ain't scared to grab my gun and fight 

for my home land.
   
If you don't love the american flag.
Caad            
You can kiss my country ass.
                                   
(chorus) If your a down home backwoods redneck 
                           
come on stand up and raise your glass 
                             
but if you aint down with my oulaw crowd 
Caad             
well you can kiss my country ass 
 
Theres a whole lot of high class people out
                       
there thats looking down on me.
                                 
Cause the country club where i belong is the
                          slide 
honky tonk till 3 in the morning.
     
I don't wear no fancy clothes no ties or 
               
three piece suits.
    
You can find me in my camoflauge hat,t-shirt

and cowboy boots.

If that don't fit your social class.
Caad            
You can kiss my country ass.

 slide                          slide
Cause i'm a front porch sittin,guitar pickin
 slide                slide  
moonshine sippin, tobacco juice spittin 
 palm mute strums          
country boy from the woods.
 slide                 slide                slide        
I love fried chickin,and blue gill fishin outlaw women and i 

wouldn't change if i could.
                               
I don't like to start know fight,but i'll 
                    
finish one everytime.
                                        
You just mind your own damn business stay the hell out of mine.

If u got a problem with that.
Caad        
You can kiss my country ass.
   
I said if you got a problem with any of that 
                          
well you can kiss my natural born 
           
redneck to the bone 
                 
everloving country ass