geoff mack and rick moranis Album: "The Agorophobic Cowboy" INTRO: I never go nowhere man, I never go nowhere Traffic's bad out there man, I'm savin' wear and tear I like conditioned air man I never go nowhere I go upstairs, downstairs, backyard, lawn chairs Livin' room, bathroom, bedroom, furnace room Hot-tub, cedar deck, build a fire, washer/dryer Pantry, patio, Bartiromo video Cold cellar, rec room, ping-pong, mah jongg Beer count wearin' thin, speed dial, order in I ain't goin' nowhere, man, I ain't goin' nowhere It's dangerous out there man, mighta been a big bomb scare Hard to get off of this easy chair, I ain't goin' nowhere I go online, dsl, Amazon, buy and sell Ebay, layaway, last bid noon today plasma, Judy Judge, broadband, Matt Drudge J. Crew, B&N, dotcom, CNN Shower cam, filter spam, slam bam, I think it's ma'am I ain't goin' nowhere man, never gonna go nowhere It's a bungle-jungle out there man, some kid got mauled by a bear Surround sound in my own lair, I ain't goin' nowhere I got perimeter, motion, doggie door, mail call Peep hole, Avon, wireless, strobes on PIN code, keypad, relay, pepper spray Homebase, interface, three-zone, plug 'n play Infra-red, photocell, squad car, decibell Choppers up, sonic boom, activate the panic room SOLO I'm on Ritalin, Coumadin, Zantac, Lipitor Diazepam, Nexium, Prevacid, Percocet Levitra, Levaquin, Elavil, Fosomax Plavix, Keflex, next day FedEx Zithromax, Avalox, Flexeril, Topomax Prozac, Ativan, Aderol, I take 'em all I ain't goin' nowhere man, never gonna go nowhere I'm cuttin' my own hair man, nothin' I need out there Outside sunny but inside Cher, I ain't goin' nowhere, nowhere OUTRO: