Album: "The Agorophobic Cowboy" INTRO: Well it seems a little cool to me, I prefer the warm This chilly air I feel is way below the norm And my tears are rainin' down, clouding my views That's the weather, c'mon give me the news Our interstate won't change until Both directions stop standin' still Fork in the road ahead, it's time to choose That's the traffic, c'mon give me the news BRIDGE: If it's a long leash, well then pull it in Just don't scare me with no bulletin No one can win the way we play For every game at home there's one away We're into overtime, someone might lose That's the sports, c'mon give me the news BRIDGE Is this bond broken, is my stock down There's speculation all over town Maybe it's rumor, another ruse I gave ya the business, c'mon give me the news SOLO BRIDGE I need an anchor, I need a host Signals that reach me from coast to coast I'm unremote don't leave me confused What's your retort The long and short C'mon report And give me the news