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Everclear Tab

by Robert Earl Keen


robert earl keene  EVERCLEAR

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everyday at lunch in high school and all of  my senior year
                                           
id drink my cokacola with a touch of everclear
                             
i never had to study math sience or history
                                        
id have a chemicel flashback to jog my memory
                           
my junior year i swore i loved sweet miss sherri ann
                                                
one night i put some everclear in her dr pepper can
                                
i thought itd make her easy she took it pretty hard
                                                      
i took her home rang her doorbell left her layin in the yard


                                          
tequilla drys me out and beer just makes me fat
                                                  
whiskey makes me noshous tell me who the hell needs that
                                
if your thinkin about drinkin then the answers chrystal clear
                                  
its the invisable intoxicant its called everclear

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i remember my church picnic in the spring of 89
                                                         
yeah they had four fresh watermellons sliced right off the vine
                                    
when they bowed thier heads givin grace for the food
                                                     
hey i pulled out my bottle and i soaked them mellons good
                                       
they never knew what hit em when the potion went to work
                                                         
they had grandmas doin backflips grandpas lookin up thier skirts
                                 
they where singin halaluah and willie nelson songs
                                                                    
preacher said it was the best dang picnic the baptists have ever thrown


                                          
tequilla drys me out and beer just makes me fat
                                                  
whiskey makes me noshous tell me who the hell needs that
                                
if your thinkin about drinkin then the answers chrystal clear
                                  
its the invisable intoxicant its called everclear


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when im drinkin everclear i think im the king of this whole world
                                                            
im bigger and badder then john wayne and cooter and steve earle
                         
till i wake up and im face down in the hall
                                            
hey im completely naked for a reason i cant recall
                                  
well im kinda sorta thinkin than maybe i met a chic
                                                      
cause theres perfume in the and theres lipstick on my neck
                                      
and i hope that she was pretty and i hope that she was kind
                                                   
enough to leave my close somewhere there easy to find

                                          
tequilla drys me out and beer just makes me fat
                                                  
whiskey makes me noshous tell me who the hell needs that
                                
if your thinkin about drinkin then the answers chrystal clear
                                  
its the invisable intoxicant its called everclear

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