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No Kinda Dancer Tab

by Robert Earl Keen Jr


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The first of the month Brings back the notion

                                                 
Of a big round white dance hall and a cool summer night

                
Red cherry faces set black shoes in motion

                                   
To the oom pa pa rhythm of a German delight

Chorus:

                           
And I tried hard to tell you I was no kinda dancer

               
'Took my hand to prove I was wrong

                    
You guided me gently Though I thought I could never

                                        
We were dancing together at the end of the song


A taught little bald man
Like a German war hero
With buxom matrons to a quick John Paul Jones
Drapes of crepe paper
A ball made of mirror
Cast shiny reflections on a brass slide trombone


Chorus


A man was still dancing
With his phantom partner
Though the band had quit playing
At the evening's end
And it made me feel lucky that I had a partner
to teach me the dance steps
And come back again

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