<9209081518.2194@mundil.cs.mu.OZ.AU> Hi, Here are (as promised) the lyrics and chords to : "Sweet Transvestite" Picture Show" songs by mailing a copy of this and "Whatever Happened To worked the Chords out mostly by just playing my guitar like a bass along with the CD - I hope they're correct! The song has a fairly simple progression of Chords that you should be able to follow pretty easily - especially if you mainly use "E-form bar Chords". The Chorus part of the song has its Chords played sort of "12-bar blues style" - use your little finger! Apart from that the song is pretty basic although I might not have put the Chords into their EXACT position above the lyrics. The version of the song that I worked this out from was on : "The Rocky Horror Pictur Show" Soundtrack CD (Music from the original soundtrack of the 20th century fox presentation of the Michael White/Lou Adler Production) In my opinion this is the best version of the "Show" with the fab Tim Curry - not to mention a foxy Susan Sarandon! COMING SOON : "Eddie's Teddy" & "Super Heroes" - are these wanted?!? *** Original Musical Play, Music and Lyrics by RICHARD O'BRIEN *** ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SWEET TRANSVESTITE ( Frank N Furter ) ( Intro : E ) How do you do, I See you've met my Faithful handyman. He's just a little brought down Because when you knocked He thought you were the candyman. Don't get strung out by the way I look. Don't judge a book by its cover. I'm not much of a man by the light of day But by night I'm one hell of a lover. I'm just a sweet transvestite From Transexual, Transylvania. Let me show you around Maybe play you a sound. You look like you're both pretty groovy. Or if you want something visual That's not too abysmal, We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie. I'm glad we caught you at home, Could we use your phone? We're both in a bit of a hurry. Right. We'll just say where we are, Then go back into the car. We don't want to be any worry. Well you got with a flat, Well, how 'bout that? Well, babies, don't you panic. By the light of the night It'll all seem alright. I'll get you a satanic mechanic. I'm just a sweet transvestite From Transexual, Transylvania. Why don't you stay for the night? Night. Or maybe a bite? Bite. I could show you my favourite ... obsession. I've been making a man With blond hair and a tan And he's good for relieving my ... tension I'm just a sweet transvestite From Transexual, Transylvania. HIT IT! HIT IT! I'm just a sweet transvestite, Sweet transvestite From Transexual, Transylvania. E (with a slide!) So - come up to the lab, And see what's on the slab. N.. I see you shiver with antici ... ... pation. But maybe the rain Isn't really to blame. So I'll remove the cause. (chuckles) But not the symptom. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Any comments/corrections/complaints accepted! 9/9/92 I=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=I I=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=I I "I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I I I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis." I I - Zaphod Beeblebrox I I=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=I