Chords Used e 3 0 2 B 3 2 3 G 0 2 2 D 0 2 0 A 2 0 x E 3 x x I tabbed this off a live version, I strum it differently then he does, but if you keep time it sounds good Intro: ----3-----3-----0-----0-----3-----3-----3-----3---- ----3-----3-----2-----2-----2-----2-----2-----2---- ----0-----0-----2-----2-----3-----3-----3-----3---- (play twice) ----0-----0-----2-----2--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0---- ----2-----2--0--0--0--0---------------------------- -3--3--3--3---------------------------------------- continue that pattern the entire way through song, you always strum D four times, except during the first line of the two verses, G and A are always strummed twice Verse 1 Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore You used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at the floor Oh Dear Penis, I don't like you anymore It used be me and you a paper towel and a dirty magazine Thats all we needed to get by Now it seems things have changed and I think that youre the one to blame Dear Penis I dont like you anymore Verse 2 (he sings) Dear Rodney I dont think I like you anymore Cause when you get to drinkin', you put me places I've never been before Oh Rodney I dont like you anymore Why can't we just get a grip on our man to hand relationship Come to terms with truly how we feel If we put our heads together, we can just stay home forever Dear Penis, I think I like you after all Oh and Rodney while youre shavin', shave my balls enjoy the song, its hilarious to play with your friends.