Rodney Carrington - If You Play your cards wrong
Listen to the song for the variations to make it sound right (usually just letting one
up or adding a string).
If you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight
You've got all the makings of my future ex-wife
I've got three bucks my credit sucks and my future don't look too bright
so if you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight
Some call me a loser and a lazy no-good slob
I've lost my house, I've got no car
and I can't keep a job
but I've got a big heart, and another part
Take me home you'll understand
Because my genitalia looks like a pringles can
If you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight
and when I pull my pants down, hey you won't believe i'm white
and it's been said that I'm mister ed, but don't worry I won't bite
if you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight
Some call me dishonest
And they say I'm just lying
But I've peed next to old john holmes and
D (let ring)
He started crying.
On a sunny day, I've got it made
Em (let ring)
Get under my wiener if you need shade
If you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight
If you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight