Rodney Carrington - Pickup Truck
Intro: G C D G (listen to the song to get this right)
I'm getting married to my pickup truck
It never leaves me when I'm down on my luck
It doesn't shop at fancy stores
Or have a lawyer, or want a divorce
it doesn't care if I stay out late
It doesn't bitch about the money I make
We'll be together till the end
It won't sleep with my best friend
I'm gonna get down on one knee,
And ask my truck if it'll marry me
I'll never drive another car,
We'll honeymoon at the titty bar
I'm gonna have the time of my life
The exhaust pipes are tighter than my ex-wife
You think I'm crazy but listen to this
I can bring home a hooker and it won't get pissed, no
Wedding ring won't cost me a buck,
when I'm getting married to my pickup, pickup truck