Rodney Carrington - Show them to me
Chords used: G - Em - C - D
Listen to the song to learn the strumming and fingerplay being used in this song.
Chords in "()" are not actually being used in the original, but due to a piano being
there, it sounds a whole lot better if used.
Intro:
(fingerplay)
()
Oh it seems to me this whole world's gone crazy
there's too much hate and killin' going on
()
but when I see the bare chest of a woman
my worries and my problems are all gone
noone thinks of fighting when they see a topless girl
maybe if you would show yours too, we could save the world
Show them to me
()
Show them to me
unclasp your bra and set those puppies free
()
they'd look a whole lot better without that sweater,baby i'm sure you'll agree
baby you've got two funbags
()
show them to me
()
I don't care if they don't match or one's bigger than the other
you can show me one, and I'll imagine the other
(D)
even if you're really old there's nothing wrong
don't be sad, your boobs ain't bad, they're just a little long
show them to me
()
show them to me
lift up your shirt, and let the whole world see
()
adjust this robe, show your globes, and a happy man i'll be
if you've got dos chichis
show them to me
i've met a lot of them, but never one i've hated
even if you've had 13 kids and you think they look deflated
there's no such thing as a bad breast, i believe this much is true
(let ring)
if you're a big fat man, i'm a tittiefan, and i'd love to see yours too
show them to me
()
show them to me
just like the girls gone wild on TV
()
just lean back and show your rack, and i'll be in extacy
if you got two cosabas
show them to me
come on baby let me see
all the world will live in harmony
()
it'll do you good, and it'll give me wood
we'll make history
(let ring)
if you love your country
i'm gonna say it one more time
I said if you love your country
then stand your ass up and show them big old titties to me