Rodney Carrington When my Wife met my Girlfriend Chords 022100 X02220 X21202 Verse Well i got home and the door was locked and i tried to ring the bell I found a little bittie not that she had wrote tellin me to "go to hell" I crawled in the window I got inside She kicked me in the balls and then i cried Called me a name said i lied Kicked me again and i thought i died Took my clothes set 'em on fire hit me with her curlin' iron I tried to stop it with my watch and then she kicked me in the crotch again Chorus yeah todays the day my wife met my girlfriend when u play the next verse its the same chord proggression sound out the last chorus