[band only]
[] I was tired
of my
lady, we'd been together too long like a worn out
re-
cording of a favourite song. So while she lay
there
sleepin' I read the paper in bed and in the
personal
columns there was this letter I read. If you like
Pina
Colada and gettin' caught in the rain if you're not
into
yoga If you have half a brain if you like makin'
love at
midnight in the dunes of the cape I'm the lady
you've
looked for write to me & escape!
[guitar solo]
[] I didn't think
about my
lady, I know that sounds kind of mean but me and my
old
lady had fallen into the same old dull routine. So I wrote
to the
paper took out a personal ad and tho' I'm
nobody's
poet I thought it wasn't half bad Yes, I like
Pina
Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. I'm not much
into
health food, I'm into Champagne. I've got to meet
you by
tomorrow noon, and cut thru all this red tape. At a bar
called
O'Malley's where we'll plan our escape.
[guitar solo]
[] So I waited
with
high hopes, then she walked in the place. I knew her smile
in an
instant, I knew the curve of her face. It was my own
lovely
lady, and she said, "Oh, it's you!" And we laughed
for
moment, and I said, "I never knew, that you liked
Pina
Coladas and getting caught in the rain. And the feel
of the
ocean, and the taste of Champagne. If you like makin'
love at
midnight, in the dunes of the cape, you're the love that
I've
looked for, come with me and escape."
[guitar solo]
[] If you like
Pina
Coladas and getting caught in the rain, & the feel
of the
ocean, & the taste of Champagne, if you like makin'
love
at midnight, in the dunes of the cape you're the love that
I've
looked for come with me and escape. [end]