Sergeant Steve performed by Saigon Kick Verse: Chorus: () Sergeant Steve could barely read He would take the children down throw them all around the ground and make 'em bleed then Sergeant Steve would sing a song of victory wipe some snot off on his sleeve and say goodbye to the clown he would pray twice every day he would not tolerate the gay () Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh-oooooooo () Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh-oooooooo () Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh-oooooooo I'm all right, I feel that I'm coming around