Jackie (Brel/Jouannest/Shuman) Intro: x4 Verse 1 And if one day I should become a singer with a Spanish bum Who sings for women of great virtue I'd sing to them with a guitar I'd borrowed from a coffee bar Well, what you don't know doesn't hurt you! Gmaj6 My name would be Antonio and all my bridges I would burn And when I gave them some they'd know I'd expect something in return (maj7) I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility With some old Grandmama who might be decked out like a Christmas tree And though pink elephants I'd see, though I'd be drunk as I could be Still I would sing my song to me about the time they called me Jackie Chorus Gmaj6 If I could be for only an hour If I could be for an hour every day (maj7) If I could be for just one little hour A cute cute in a stupid-assed way Verse 2 And if I joined the social world, became procurer of young girls Then I would have my own bordellos My record would be number one and I'd sell records by the ton All sung by many other fellows Gmaj6 My name would then be Handsome Jack and I'd sell boats of opium Whisky that came from Twickenham, authentic queers and phoney virgins (maj7) If I had banks on every finger, a finger in every country And all the countries ruled by me I'd still know where I'd want to be Locked up inside my opium den surrounded by some Chinamen I'd sing the song that I sang then about the time they called me Jackie repeat chorus Verse 3 Now tell me wouldn't it be nice that if one day in Paradise I'd sing for all the ladies up there And they would sing along with me, we'd be so happy, that'd be 'Cos down below is really nowhere Gmaj6 And if my name were Juniper and I would know where I was going And I would become all-knowing, my beard so very long and flowing (maj7) If I became deaf, dumb and blind because I pitied all mankind And broke my heart to make things right I'd know that every single night When my angelic work was through the angels and the Devil too Would sing my childhood song to me about the time they called me Jackie repeat chorus x4 end on