I haven't figured out the bridge yet but the rest should be right...I think it's pretty easy!
no capo needed, standard tuning
Verse 1:
She’s got that kind of look that defies gravity
She’s the greatest cook and she’s fat-free
She’s been to private school and she speaks perfect French
She’s got the perfect friends
Oh isn’t she cool?
She practises Tai-Chi, she’d never lose her nerve
She’s more than you deserve
She’s just far better than me, hey hey
Chorus:
So don’t bother I won’t die of deception
Promise you will never see me cry, don’t feel sorry
And don’t bother, I’ll be fine but she’s waiting
The ring you gave to her will lose its shine
So don’t bother, be unkind.
Verse 2:
I’m sure she doesn’t know who to touch you like I would
I beat her at that one good, don’t you think so?
She’s almost six feet tall, she must think I’m a flea
I’m really a cat, you see and it’s not my last life at all
Chorus:
So don’t bother I won’t die of deception
Promise you will never see me cry, don’t feel sorry
And don’t bother, I’ll be fine but she’s waiting
The ring you gave to her will lose its shine
So don’t bother, be unkind.
that's it! Have fun!
Mary from Germany.