Here's one I play for my kids every so often, they love to burp on the ending. The Boa Constrictor Song by Shel Silverstein I'm being swallered by a Boa Constrictor a Boa Constrictor a Boa Constrictor I'm being swallered by a Boa Constrictor and I don't - Like snakes - one bit! Oh no, he swallered my toe. Oh gee, he swallered my knee. Oh fiddle, he swallered my middle. Oh what a pest, he swallered my chest. Oh heck, he swallered my neck. G D (mute the strings) Oh, dread, he swallered my ---------- (BURP)